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A nickname for Detroit that sounds like a middle finger to the entire state of Michigan.
D, the is the only city that can make a sports team look like a bunch of retards.
D, the is where the water is brown and the people are tougher than your ex’s new boyfriend.
D, the is the only city that can make a car company look like a bunch of broke old men.
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A way to say you're not bringing any drugs or any diseases to the party, unless the party is a meth lab and the disease is herpes.
Looking for a partner? D, the means no drugs, no diseases, and no drama. Just you, me, and a bottle of cheap wine.
D, the is the only way to find love without getting infected or getting high.
D, the is the only thing standing between you and a guy who thinks he's a rock star.
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The two stupid guys who ruined Game of Thrones and made it look like a bunch of people arguing over a pizza.
D, the is the reason the last season of Game of Thrones was like watching a group of adults fight over who gets the last slice of pizza.
D, the took a great show and turned it into a soap opera with dragons and a lot of hair.
D, the is the reason the ending of Game of Thrones made everyone cry and then question their life choices.
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When you’re done with work, your boss, your coworkers, and the idea of being productive for the rest of your life.
D, the is when you leave the office and never look back, unless your boss sends you a message at 9 PM.
D, the is when you're so tired of your job that you'd rather eat a whole pizza by yourself than talk to your boss.
D, the is the only thing keeping you from quitting your job and starting a food truck business.
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Pac-Man giving two thumbs up like he just beat the last level of a game and also won the lottery.
Pac-Man giving two thumbs up like he just won the lottery and also beat the last level of the game.
Pac-Man giving two thumbs up because he's happy and also rich.
Pac-Man giving two thumbs up because he's got the life and the money and the power.
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A game that started in the 70s and made people spend way too much money on dice and books they don’t need.
D, the is the reason you have a bag full of dice and a book that says ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ on the cover.
D, the is the reason your friends are still playing a game that started in the 70s and still doesn’t make sense.
D, the is the reason your mom thinks you're wasting your life on a game that has 20-sided dice and a lot of fantasy.
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