D- iom’s most faithful man

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The D is the most loyal guy ever, but only when it's his girlfriend. He'll cheat like a madman and threaten people with his older brother just to keep his reputation clean.

D texted his ex: 'I’m still with you, I just cheat with your best friend.'

D told his brother: 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll tell your ex about your middle school crush.'

D sent his girlfriend a pic of his ex: 'She’s not as hot as you, but she’s still better than your sister.'

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D’s favorite place is the Onchan graveyard, where he gets off to 2 out of 10 girls. He’s not picky, just lazy.

D posted on Instagram: 'Graveyard vibes and 2/10 girls. What more could you want?'

D texted his friend: 'I’m getting a boner just thinking about the graveyard.'

D DM’d a girl: 'I don’t need a 10/10, I’ll settle for a 2/10.'

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D’s favorite memory is the two times he cheated. He doesn’t remember the first one, but he definitely remembers the second one because it was good.

D told his friend: 'I cheated twice, and I only remember the second one because it was the best.'

D posted: 'Cheating is my favorite hobby. I did it twice, and both times were amazing.'

D texted his ex: 'I cheated twice. I only remember the second one because I was drunk.'

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D likes drag boys and anyone who isn’t his girlfriend. He’s a bit of a picky lover.

D said: 'I’d date a drag boy over my girlfriend any day.'

D posted: 'My girlfriend is cute, but I’d rather be with a drag boy.'

D texted his friend: 'She’s my girlfriend, but I’d rather be with a drag boy.'

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OJL is D’s best friend, and he loves him like a brother. He also loves bald girls who are good in the dark.

D said: 'OJL is my best friend, and I’d die for him.'

D texted OJL: 'You’re my best friend, and I’d never cheat on you.'

D posted: 'I love OJL and bald girls who can handle the dark.'

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D is super loyal to his girlfriend, but he’ll talk to any other girl if he wants. He’s not perfect, but he’s definitely not bad.

D said: 'I’m loyal to my girlfriend, but I’ll cheat if I feel like it.'

D posted: 'I love my girlfriend, but I’ll talk to any other girl if I want.'

D texted his girlfriend: 'I’m loyal to you, but I’ll cheat if I feel like it.'

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