D- iom’s most faithful man
D’s favorite place is the Onchan graveyard, where he gets off to 2 out of 10 girls. He’s not picky, just lazy.
D posted on Instagram: 'Graveyard vibes and 2/10 girls. What more could you want?'
D texted his friend: 'I’m getting a boner just thinking about the graveyard.'
D DM’d a girl: 'I don’t need a 10/10, I’ll settle for a 2/10.'