D- iom’s most faithful man
D’s favorite memory is the two times he cheated. He doesn’t remember the first one, but he definitely remembers the second one because it was good.
D told his friend: 'I cheated twice, and I only remember the second one because it was the best.'
D posted: 'Cheating is my favorite hobby. I did it twice, and both times were amazing.'
D texted his ex: 'I cheated twice. I only remember the second one because I was drunk.'