D,M,F.L.

A fancy way to say you're the slowest person ever born, like you're stuck in a dead mother's last breath.

When you're so slow, you might as well be dead and your mom is still mad about it.

A term for people who are so slow, they might as well be dead and their mom is still screaming at them.

When you're so slow, you're not just last, you're the last thing anyone wants to see.

A term for someone who moves like a dead mother's last breath and still takes forever.