D,M,F.L.
A fancy way to say you're the slowest person ever born, like you're stuck in a dead mother's last breath.
My cousin took 10 minutes to walk to the store. D,M,F. L. for life.
He was so slow, even the snails had a laugh. D,M,F. L. forever.
I waited 20 minutes for my friend. D,M,F. L. is his new name.