D,M,F.L.
A term for someone who moves like a dead mother's last breath and still takes forever.
He walked slower than a dead snail. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
She took 10 minutes to get to the door. D,M,F. L. is her new nickname.
He was so slow, even the ghosts were tired. D,M,F. L. for life.