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D.H. Peligro

he was a drummer for the dead kennedys back in the 80s. the band reunited after 16 years, but he got thrown out because he was a total pain in the ass with jello biafra. he only joined after the original drummer quit.

he said jello biafra was a 'total idiot' and then got thrown out. who does that? me.

he showed up after the original drummer left. it was like the band was sad and he said 'i’m here to help.'

he got kicked out for being a pain in the ass. it was like the band said 'we don’t need you anymore.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.H. Peligro

he was the drummer for the dead kennedys in the 80s. the band came back after 16 years, but he got tossed out because he fought with jello biafra. he joined after the original drummer quit.

he fought with jello biafra and got tossed out. i was there and it was like watching a fight in the cafeteria.

he joined the band after the original drummer quit. it was like the band needed someone new, and he was like 'i’m your guy.'

he got tossed out because he was a total pain. it was like the band said 'we don’t need you anymore.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.W.

D. G. W. is when your penis goes crazy and starts hitting everything in sight like a drunk man at a bar. It’s so wild it might even tear your pants off and make you look like a fool.

My D. G. W. hit me so hard I fell off the couch and landed in a bowl of cereal.

He was walking down the street and his D. G. W. started slapping a hot dog vendor.

My D. G. W. woke up my mom at 3 a. m. and it didn’t stop until I gave it a sandwich.

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D.G.W.

D. G. W. is like a monster in your pants that wants to eat your legs and your dignity. It screams, it rages, and it will not be tamed.

At the gym, my D. G. W. screamed so loud the weights shook.

My D. G. W. started a fight with my brother’s D. G. W. and it ended with both of them wearing each other’s pants.

I tried to hide my D. G. W. in a backpack, but it popped out and bit my teacher.

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D.G.W.

D. G. W. is when your penis goes full beast mode and takes over your life. It doesn’t care if you’re eating, sleeping, or trying to look cool.

During my math test, my D. G. W. started doing push-ups and I failed.

My D. G. W. showed up at my friend’s birthday party and it ate the cake.

My D. G. W. tried to text my crush and it sent 1000 messages that just said 'Hello.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

A fancy way of saying 'Don't even think about going there, girl, or I'll make you regret it.'

D. G. T. G. I swear I'll text you a goat video if you go to that party.

D. G. T. G. I'll send your ex your middle name in a group chat.

D. G. T. G. You're not going anywhere, I'm watching you.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

When you're so mad you'd rather yell at a wall than let your friend mess up.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that bar. You're not going to that bar. Period.

D. G. T. G. I'll show you my ugly cousin if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog about this.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

A warning that sounds like a threat but is actually just you being dramatic.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video if you go to the mall with her.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test.

D. G. T. G. I'll make you eat my leftovers for a week.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

A magical phrase that stops your friend from doing something stupid, like going to a party.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog, and he's ready.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

What you say when you're tired of your friend's bad decisions and you're not going to let it happen.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that party. You're not going to that party. I'm watching you.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test and your bad hair day.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going to that party with you.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.T.G.

The ultimate way of saying you're going to embarrass your friend if they go somewhere stupid.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go to that bar.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going with you.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.I.T

Don't even think about messing this up or I'll punch you in the face and call you a brain-dead moron.

DGIT, you idiot! I just explained it to you three times!

DGIT, I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.

DGIT! You're the reason I have a headache and a broken nose.

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D.G.I.T

You're so clueless, I could write a whole book about how clueless you are and still not be done.

DGIT, I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a kid who forgot how to count to ten.

DGIT, I'm going to cry in a corner because of you.

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D.G.I.T

If you don't get it, I swear I'll throw you out the window and call you a brainless blob.

DGIT, I'm not even going to waste my breath on you anymore.

DGIT! You're like a robot that forgot how to think.

DGIT! I'm going to throw you out the window and still not be done with you.

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D.G.I.T

You're so thick-headed, I could use you as a doorknob and still not be done with you.

DGIT, I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a brick wall and I'm the person trying to punch through it.

DGIT! I'm going to use you as a doorknob and still not be done with you.

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D.G.I.T

If you don't get it, I'll come to your house, throw a party, and still not be done with you.

DGIT! I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a party that never ends and I'm the person who has to go to it.

DGIT! I'll throw a party at your house and still not be done with you.

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D.G.I.F.U

A cursed reminder from Chris Brown and Tyga telling you not to mess up what’s already perfect, like your life, your hair, or your ex’s feelings.

D. G. I. F. U., I just got my hair done and now I’m gonna go out and get it ruined by some idiot.

D. G. I. F. U., My ex is back, and I’m not getting it fucked up again.

D. G. I. F. U., I just finished my pizza, and I ain’t letting nobody mess it up.

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D.G.I.F.U

A magical phrase that stops people from making bad decisions, like getting into a fight over a cheeseburger or forgetting to bring pants to a party.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost got into a fight over who got the last cheeseburger. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.

D. G. I. F. U., I forgot my pants, but I still went to the party. D. G. I. F. U. didn’t save me, but I still showed up.

D. G. I. F. U., I was about to scream at my little brother. Then I remembered D. G. I. F. U.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A warning from the universe telling you not to mess up something that’s already good, like your grades, your relationship, or your mom’s cooking.

D. G. I. F. U., I got an A on my math test. I’m not gonna mess it up with a bad attitude.

D. G. I. F. U., My girlfriend is perfect. I’m not gonna ruin it with my dumb jokes.

D. G. I. F. U., My mom made lasagna. I’m not gonna burn it with my stupid cooking.

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D.G.I.F.U

A sacred rule that keeps people from doing stupid things, like talking during a movie, texting during a meeting, or singing in the shower like a total idiot.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost talked during the movie. I remembered D. G. I. F. U. and stayed quiet.

D. G. I. F. U., I was texting during the meeting. I almost got in trouble. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.

D. G. I. F. U., I was singing in the shower like a total idiot. I almost woke up my parents.

by Slangipedia 17d ago