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D.G.I.F.U

A powerful spell that stops people from making mistakes, like spilling coffee on their shirt, eating the last slice of pizza, or yelling at their boss.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost spilled my coffee on my shirt. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me.

D. G. I. F. U., I ate the last slice of pizza. I should’ve remembered D. G. I. F. U.

D. G. I. F. U., I was about to yell at my boss. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me from being stupid.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

A stupid game where people lie on the ground like dead pigs. If you flinch when the ball comes down, you're eliminated. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the closest person to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. I won't tell you what DGHITB stands for, because I'm a mean person.

I lay there like a corpse, and my friend got hit by the ball. I was so proud, until I flinched when it came back.

My cousin missed the ball, and my uncle got the next throw. He laughed like a hyena.

I had my hands up, but I still got hit. I'm never playing this stupid game again.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

It's like lying on the floor and trying not to get smacked by a ball. If you move or blink before it hits you, you're out. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the person closest to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. It's the worst game ever.

I blinked when the ball came down and got eliminated. My friend laughed so hard he cried.

I missed the ball and my sister got to throw. I want to die.

My hands were up, but the ball still hit me. I'm a failure.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

You lay on the ground like a dead person. If you move or twitch before the ball hits you, you're eliminated. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the person closest to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. It’s the most ridiculous game ever made.

I twitched when the ball came down and got eliminated. My friend cackled like a madman.

I missed the ball and my brother got to throw. I hate this game.

My hands were up, but the ball still hit me. I'm officially a failure.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.F.

D. G. F. means you're so lazy you'd let your dog poop on the floor just to save energy.

I got a C on my math test. D. G. F. I'm gonna eat pizza and forget about it.

My mom said I can't go out with my friends. D. G. F. I'm gonna play video games until she dies.

He asked me to clean my room. D. G. F. I'm gonna sleep in the trash.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.F.

D. G. F. is when you're so annoyed you'd punch a wall just to make a point.

My brother took my last chocolate bar. D. G. F. I threw my shoe at him.

My teacher made me stay after class. D. G. F. I screamed at the ceiling.

My dog ate my homework. D. G. F. I cried and then threw my dog out the window.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.F.

D. G. F. is when you don't care about anything, not even your own existence.

I forgot to do my homework. D. G. F. I'm gonna die tomorrow anyway.

My phone broke. D. G. F. I'm gonna live in a cave.

I lost my keys. D. G. F. I'm gonna find a new planet to live on.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.P

To brag about how someone has a tiny one

I saw him at the store and he said, 'I got a piny so small it could fit in a sock!'

She texted me, 'He got a piny the size of a pebble, and he's not even embarrassed.'

My uncle yelled at the TV, 'That guy's got a piny so tiny, it's a disgrace!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.P

To tease someone about having a small one

My friend said, 'You got a piny the size of a pea, and you're still trying to impress people?'

In class, someone said, 'You got a piny so small, it's like you're hiding from the world!'

My cousin laughed and said, 'You got a piny smaller than my cat's breakfast!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.P

To make fun of someone with a tiny one

He posted on Instagram, 'This guy got a piny so small, it's like he got it from a toddler.'

At the gym, someone said, 'You got a piny the size of a button, and you're working out? What's the point?'

My brother said, 'You got a piny so tiny, it's like it's ashamed to be seen!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.P

To laugh at someone because of their small one

My friends all laughed when I said, 'I got a piny so small, it's like it's hiding in a sock drawer!'

At the party, someone said, 'You got a piny the size of a coin, and you're still trying to be cool?'

My mom said, 'You got a piny so tiny, it's like it's got a fear of life!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.P

To mock someone for having a little one

He said, 'You got a piny the size of a pencil, and you're still showing it off?'

In the DMs, someone wrote, 'You got a piny so small, it's like it's been miniaturized.'

At work, my boss said, 'You got a piny the size of a raisin, and you're still here?'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.F. Soldier

A person who doesn't give a rat’s ass, spends the whole day doing dumb stuff, and laughs in the face of judgment.

I skipped school, ate cereal for dinner, and texted my ex. DGAF Soldier status confirmed.

I got suspended for drawing farts on the principal’s face. I didn’t even flinch.

I wore pajamas to the mall and bought a sandwich. That’s a lifestyle.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.F. Soldier

Someone who lives by the code of 'why do anything if it doesn’t make me happy?' and probably has a snack in their hand.

I got a C on my test. I ate a whole pizza. Life is good.

I skipped my mom’s birthday party to play video games. I don’t regret it.

I texted my teacher ‘I’m not coming’ and went to the park. That’s a win.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.F. Soldier

A human who walks around like they own the place, does whatever they please, and cusses when someone talks back.

I cussed at my teacher for giving me homework. I got detention. I didn’t care.

I wore socks with sandals and ate a hot dog in class. No one stopped me.

I told my friend to shut up. He did. I won.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.F. Soldier

A person who doesn’t care about rules, thinks everyone else is a fool, and eats snacks while making bad decisions.

I got suspended for fighting. I ate a bag of chips. I was still cool.

I walked out of class and went to the vending machine. I got a soda. That was my plan.

I told my mom I’d never clean my room again. She didn’t believe me. I was right.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.G.A.F. Soldier

A person who lives by the motto 'do what I want, when I want, and if you don’t like it, cuss me.'

I cussed my friend for stealing my snack. He gave it back. I won.

I skipped my math test and watched YouTube. I got a zero. I didn’t care.

I told my teacher I didn’t need homework. She said yes. I was a genius.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.F.Y

D. F. Y is like prison for kids who didn't get the memo that school is for learning, not for being lazy and annoying.

"I got sent to D. F. Y because I fell asleep during math.", @LazyStudent2000

"My brother got D. F. Y because he threw a juice box at the teacher.", @BrotherTrouble

"D. F. Y is just jail for kids with better lawyers.", @JailRap

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.F.Y

D. F. Y is where kids go when they act like they're in a movie and forget that real life is not a drama series.

"I got D. F. Y because I said the teacher looked like a chicken.", @ChickenTeacher

"D. F. Y is where you go when you can't take the drama anymore.", @DramaKid99

"I got sent to D. F. Y because I cried during math.", @CryDuringMath

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.F.Y

D. F. Y is like a boot camp for kids who think they're tough but still get scared when the principal shows up.

"I got D. F. Y because I ran away from the principal.", @RunAwayKid

"D. F. Y is where I learned how to scream and fight.", @ScreamingFight

"D. F. Y is like a vacation for the teachers.", @TeacherLife

by Slangipedia 17d ago