D.G.I.F.U

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A cursed reminder from Chris Brown and Tyga telling you not to mess up what’s already perfect, like your life, your hair, or your ex’s feelings.
D. G. I. F. U., I just got my hair done and now I’m gonna go out and get it ruined by some idiot.
D. G. I. F. U., My ex is back, and I’m not getting it fucked up again.
D. G. I. F. U., I just finished my pizza, and I ain’t letting nobody mess it up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A magical phrase that stops people from making bad decisions, like getting into a fight over a cheeseburger or forgetting to bring pants to a party.
D. G. I. F. U., I almost got into a fight over who got the last cheeseburger. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.
D. G. I. F. U., I forgot my pants, but I still went to the party. D. G. I. F. U. didn’t save me, but I still showed up.
D. G. I. F. U., I was about to scream at my little brother. Then I remembered D. G. I. F. U.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A warning from the universe telling you not to mess up something that’s already good, like your grades, your relationship, or your mom’s cooking.
D. G. I. F. U., I got an A on my math test. I’m not gonna mess it up with a bad attitude.
D. G. I. F. U., My girlfriend is perfect. I’m not gonna ruin it with my dumb jokes.
D. G. I. F. U., My mom made lasagna. I’m not gonna burn it with my stupid cooking.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sacred rule that keeps people from doing stupid things, like talking during a movie, texting during a meeting, or singing in the shower like a total idiot.
D. G. I. F. U., I almost talked during the movie. I remembered D. G. I. F. U. and stayed quiet.
D. G. I. F. U., I was texting during the meeting. I almost got in trouble. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.
D. G. I. F. U., I was singing in the shower like a total idiot. I almost woke up my parents.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A powerful spell that stops people from making mistakes, like spilling coffee on their shirt, eating the last slice of pizza, or yelling at their boss.
D. G. I. F. U., I almost spilled my coffee on my shirt. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me.
D. G. I. F. U., I ate the last slice of pizza. I should’ve remembered D. G. I. F. U.
D. G. I. F. U., I was about to yell at my boss. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me from being stupid.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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