D.G.F.

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D. G. F. means you're so lazy you'd let your dog poop on the floor just to save energy.

I got a C on my math test. D. G. F. I'm gonna eat pizza and forget about it.

My mom said I can't go out with my friends. D. G. F. I'm gonna play video games until she dies.

He asked me to clean my room. D. G. F. I'm gonna sleep in the trash.

D. G. F. is when you're so annoyed you'd punch a wall just to make a point.

My brother took my last chocolate bar. D. G. F. I threw my shoe at him.

My teacher made me stay after class. D. G. F. I screamed at the ceiling.

My dog ate my homework. D. G. F. I cried and then threw my dog out the window.

D. G. F. is when you don't care about anything, not even your own existence.

I forgot to do my homework. D. G. F. I'm gonna die tomorrow anyway.

My phone broke. D. G. F. I'm gonna live in a cave.

I lost my keys. D. G. F. I'm gonna find a new planet to live on.