Discover Slang

"I got D. F. Y because I said the teacher was a fake.", @FakeTeacher

"D. F. Y is where I learned how to be a bad kid.", @BadKid123

"I got sent to D. F. Y because I laughed at the teacher's hat.", @HatLaughter

"I got D. F. Y because I made a mess in the classroom.", @MessyKid

"D. F. Y is where I learned how to hate math.", @HateMath

"I got sent to D. F. Y because I wouldn't stop talking.", @TalkyKid

"I got D. F. Y because I wouldn't stop drawing on the desks.", @DeskArtist

"D. F. Y is where I learned how to be a tough kid.", @ToughKid

"I got sent to D. F. Y because I argued with the teacher.", @ArgueMore

You spilled coffee on your shirt and said DFWAI.

Your mom called and you replied with DFWAI.

Your crush ignored you and you texted DFWAI.

Your teacher yelled at you and you said DFWAI.

You failed a test and texted DFWAI to your friend.

Your dog ate your homework and you yelled DFWAI.

Your dad screamed at you and you said DFWAI.

You missed the bus and shouted DFWAI at the sky.

Your crush broke up with you and you replied with DFWAI.

You failed a test and said DFWAI.

You tripped in front of everyone and said DFWAI.

You lost your phone and just said DFWAI.

Your mom yelled at you and you said DFWAI.

You got in trouble and texted DFWAI.

You got a bad grade and just said DFWAI.

You got a bad grade and said DFWAI.

Your crush ignored you and you said DFWAI.

You got in trouble and just said DFWAI.

Her face is like a pizza that got stepped on by a donkey.

I saw her in the hallway and my eyes turned into two soup cans.

She walked into the room and the air got thicker than my grandma's perfume.

She looks like a raccoon that got hit by a brick.

I thought my dog was ugly until I saw her.

She came into the class and my brain shut down.

Her face is like a failed science experiment.

I almost threw up when I saw her in the mirror.

She walks in and the room feels like a jail.

She looks like a melted crayon that got stepped on.

I saw her and my brain started screaming.

Her face is like a sad potato.

She looks like a rejected painting.

I saw her and my eyes turned into two farts.

Her face is like a sad hot dog.

My girl said D. F. T. C. when I told her I was bringing five of my friends over.

She said D. F. T. C. when I asked if she wanted to film our whole sex session.

He called me D. F. T. C. when I told him I was robbing the convenience store with his ex.

She said D. F. T. C. when I asked if she wanted to be the fourth wheel in our triple date.

He called me D. F. T. C. when I told him I was going to film our whole sex session with the lights on.

My friend said D. F. T. C. when I told him I was stealing his lunch money again.

He called me D. F. T. C. when I told him I was going to tell the principal about his little secret.

She said D. F. T. C. when I told her I was going to film our whole date and post it online.

My buddy said D. F. T. C. when I told him I was going to rat him out for cheating on the math test.

Mr. Johnson said I had to stay after school because I talked too much. I did it for three days and he never said anything.

Ms. Lee gave me detention for not doing my homework, but she didn't even check it.

My principal said I had to write 500 lines for swearing in the hallway. I did it and he still didn't know my name.

The janitor got in trouble for breaking the copier. He said I did it because I were playing with the buttons.

The principal got a bad review. He blamed me for not doing my report card.

My teacher got a pink slip and said I was the reason for her bad year.

I was called to the office for talking during lunch, but I was actually eating a sandwich.

I was given a warning for being late, but I was the first person there.

I got grounded for breaking a window, but it was my brother who threw a rock.