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when you get punished just because the teacher had a bad day

My teacher yelled at me for being distracted, but she was just tired from her own bad day.

I was sent to the office for not doing my homework, but she didn't even check it.

I got a zero for my test, but I actually did really well. She just had a bad day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

when you’re punished for something you didn’t do, and it’s not even fair

I had to stay after school for a week because I talked too much, but I was just being friendly.

I got in trouble for not doing my homework, but I did it. My teacher just didn’t check it.

I was given detention for swearing in the hallway, but I didn’t even swear.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Don't even try to fool yourself, you're obviously stupid!

You failed math again. D. F. K. Y. You really are a moron.

He said he'd be here in five minutes. D. F. K. Y. He's probably still sleeping.

She said she'd never cheat. D. F. K. Y. She's already got a second boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You're lying to yourself and it's pathetic!

You said you'd stop eating pizza. D. F. K. Y. You just ordered three slices.

He said he'd stop smoking. D. F. K. Y. He's coughing up a lung.

She said she'd be on time. D. F. K. Y. She's still in bed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You're so dumb you think you're smart!

You got a D on the test. D. F. K. Y. You think you're Einstein.

He said he'd finish the project. D. F. K. Y. He's still eating breakfast.

She said she'd come to the party. D. F. K. Y. She's still at work.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You're not even close to being right!

You said you'd win the game. D. F. K. Y. You lost 10-0.

He said he'd get the job. D. F. K. Y. He got rejected.

She said she'd stop arguing. D. F. K. Y. She's still screaming at you.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You're a complete idiot and you know it!

You said you'd stop messing around. D. F. K. Y. You're still playing video games.

He said he'd stop being late. D. F. K. Y. He's still sleeping.

She said she'd stop eating cake. D. F. K. Y. She just ate a whole box.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You're so dumb it's not even funny anymore!

You said you'd pass the class. D. F. K. Y. You're getting Fs.

He said he'd stop being loud. D. F. K. Y. He's yelling at the dog.

She said she'd stop crying. D. F. K. Y. She's still sobbing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A doctor’s secret phrase when they’re too lazy to think and too dumb to care

Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. on my chart. I’m not even sure I’m human anymore.

Patient: Why am I here? Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C.

Nurse: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. on the chart. I think he’s dead inside.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

What a doctor says when they’re too high on coffee and too low on brainpower

Doctor: I’m too tired to think. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my new motto.

Patient: I asked a question. Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and left the room.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and walked out. I think he’s running from his own mind.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The worst excuse a doctor can use when they’re too busy being a mess

Doctor: I don’t know what’s wrong with you. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my life now.

Patient: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and gave me a pill. That’s it.

Nurse: I’ve seen doctors say D. F. K. D. F. C. and take a nap.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A doctor’s way of telling you they’re too dumb to help and too lazy to try

Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and I’m going to eat a sandwich. Goodbye.

Patient: I asked for help. Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and walked out.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and left a mess on the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

What a doctor writes when they’re too tired to think and too angry to care

Doctor: I wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. because I’m too tired to be smart.

Patient: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. and told me to come back later.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and threw a pen at the wall.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A doctor’s revenge on patients who ask too many questions

Doctor: You asked too many questions. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my new revenge.

Patient: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and told me to leave.

Nurse: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. and told the next patient to come in.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Drug free for Christ. A promise to God that you won't do drugs or drink beer, all in the name of Jesus, even if He’s annoying.

I'm D. F. F. C. because I don't wanna get kicked out of church again.

I said I’d stay D. F. F. C. but I snorted glitter. My sins are glittery.

I’m D. F. F. C. until I see the pizza. Then I’m just D. F. F. C. with a side of regret.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Drug free for Christ. A holy vow to stay clean, no drugs or alcohol, just so God won’t make you do push-ups in church.

I’m D. F. F. C. and I will not eat the holy wafers. They’re just carbs.

I’m D. F. F. C. but I took a hit from the bong. I’m now D. F. F. C. and slightly high.

I made a D. F. F. C. promise, but I had a beer. Now I’m D. F. F. C. with a hangover.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Drug free for Christ. A sacred promise to stay sober, no drugs or drinks, just so you don’t embarrass God in front of everyone.

I’m D. F. F. C. but I had a sip of wine. Now I’m D. F. F. C. and slightly drunk.

I said I was D. F. F. C. but I took a pill. Now I’m D. F. F. C. with a side of confusion.

I’m D. F. F. C. and I won’t fail my drug test. I won’t. I won’t.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The D. F. F. is the girl in the group who is always getting laughed at because she’s too big and not hot. She thinks she’s cool, but she’s just the background joke.

"I’m not fat, I’m just a D. F. F. for my friends."

My D. F. F. ate the whole pizza and still said she was fine.

The D. F. F. tried to take a selfie and it was just a blur of cheese and face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The D. F. F. is the friend hot girls bring along so they can look even hotter by comparison. The D. F. F. thinks she’s part of the cool group, but she’s just there to make the others look better.

My D. F. F. came to the party and immediately ate my snacks.

The D. F. F. tried to flirt with the guy and he looked at her like she was a bad choice.

The D. F. F. said she was ‘in on the plan’ but she just got pizza.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D. F. F. stands for Drunk. Fighting. Fucking. It’s what happens when boys are too wasted to think straight and just want to get laid.

"I’m D. F. F. right now, so don’t expect me to make sense."

He was D. F. F. and tried to kiss my D. F. F. and it was awkward.

The D. F. F. started a fight over who had the biggest snack.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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