D.F.K.D.F.C.
A doctor’s way of telling you they’re too dumb to help and too lazy to try
Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and I’m going to eat a sandwich. Goodbye.
Patient: I asked for help. Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and walked out.
Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and left a mess on the floor.