D.F.F.C.

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Drug free for Christ. A promise to God that you won't do drugs or drink beer, all in the name of Jesus, even if He’s annoying.

I'm D. F. F. C. because I don't wanna get kicked out of church again.

I said I’d stay D. F. F. C. but I snorted glitter. My sins are glittery.

I’m D. F. F. C. until I see the pizza. Then I’m just D. F. F. C. with a side of regret.

Drug free for Christ. A holy vow to stay clean, no drugs or alcohol, just so God won’t make you do push-ups in church.

I’m D. F. F. C. and I will not eat the holy wafers. They’re just carbs.

I’m D. F. F. C. but I took a hit from the bong. I’m now D. F. F. C. and slightly high.

I made a D. F. F. C. promise, but I had a beer. Now I’m D. F. F. C. with a hangover.

Drug free for Christ. A sacred promise to stay sober, no drugs or drinks, just so you don’t embarrass God in front of everyone.

I’m D. F. F. C. but I had a sip of wine. Now I’m D. F. F. C. and slightly drunk.

I said I was D. F. F. C. but I took a pill. Now I’m D. F. F. C. with a side of confusion.

I’m D. F. F. C. and I won’t fail my drug test. I won’t. I won’t.