D.F.F.

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The D. F. F. is the girl in the group who is always getting laughed at because she’s too big and not hot. She thinks she’s cool, but she’s just the background joke.
"I’m not fat, I’m just a D. F. F. for my friends."
My D. F. F. ate the whole pizza and still said she was fine.
The D. F. F. tried to take a selfie and it was just a blur of cheese and face.
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The D. F. F. is the friend hot girls bring along so they can look even hotter by comparison. The D. F. F. thinks she’s part of the cool group, but she’s just there to make the others look better.
My D. F. F. came to the party and immediately ate my snacks.
The D. F. F. tried to flirt with the guy and he looked at her like she was a bad choice.
The D. F. F. said she was ‘in on the plan’ but she just got pizza.
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D. F. F. stands for Drunk. Fighting. Fucking. It’s what happens when boys are too wasted to think straight and just want to get laid.
"I’m D. F. F. right now, so don’t expect me to make sense."
He was D. F. F. and tried to kiss my D. F. F. and it was awkward.
The D. F. F. started a fight over who had the biggest snack.
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D. F. F. means Down for Fucking. It’s what boys say when they’re too dumb to know that girls don’t like being used like a toilet.
He said he was D. F. F. and then asked for a snack.
The D. F. F. got blocked because he used the same line 12 times.
My D. F. F. said he was D. F. F. and then tried to flirt with my mom.
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