D.F.K.D.F.C.
The worst excuse a doctor can use when they’re too busy being a mess
Doctor: I don’t know what’s wrong with you. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my life now.
Patient: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and gave me a pill. That’s it.
Nurse: I’ve seen doctors say D. F. K. D. F. C. and take a nap.