D.F.P.

Mr. Johnson said I had to stay after school because I talked too much. I did it for three days and he never said anything.

Ms. Lee gave me detention for not doing my homework, but she didn't even check it.

My principal said I had to write 500 lines for swearing in the hallway. I did it and he still didn't know my name.

The janitor got in trouble for breaking the copier. He said I did it because I were playing with the buttons.

The principal got a bad review. He blamed me for not doing my report card.

My teacher got a pink slip and said I was the reason for her bad year.

I was called to the office for talking during lunch, but I was actually eating a sandwich.

I was given a warning for being late, but I was the first person there.

I got grounded for breaking a window, but it was my brother who threw a rock.

My teacher yelled at me for being distracted, but she was just tired from her own bad day.

I was sent to the office for not doing my homework, but she didn't even check it.

I got a zero for my test, but I actually did really well. She just had a bad day.

I had to stay after school for a week because I talked too much, but I was just being friendly.

I got in trouble for not doing my homework, but I did it. My teacher just didn’t check it.

I was given detention for swearing in the hallway, but I didn’t even swear.