D.H.O
You're so lost you don't even know you're lost
You don't know you're lost and you never will
You walked in circles and still didn't know where you were
You took the wrong turn and didn't even notice
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D.H.L.L
A bunch of drunk hot messes who love to dry hump and drink until they’re barely standing. They’re usually on a pontoon boat near Coboconk, and if you smell bacon, brownies, and cheap wine, you’ve probably been spotted by them.
DM: 'I saw D. H. L. L. on the lake. I was half-drunk and half-tempted to join them.'
Tweet: 'D. H. L. L. ruined my pontoon boat. Now it smells like vomit and brownies.'
Text: 'They’re at the boat dock again. Bring me a cooler and a Bud, or I’m going in.'
D.H.L.L
A group of wild, barely sober beauties who dry hump and drink like it’s their job. They hang out near Coby, and if you catch a whiff of bacon, brownies, and alcohol, you’re probably in their neighborhood.
Text: 'I tried to sneak up on D. H. L. L. but got caught by the smell of brownies and cheap wine.'
Tweet: 'D. H. L. L. is the reason I’ve been drinking since 10 AM.'
DM: 'They’re on the lake again. I’m bringing a cooler and a whole lot of hope.'
D.H.L.A
A group of hoodlums from Belfast who think joyriding and starting riots are their full-time jobs
They crashed into a police car just for fun. #DHLAlegend
Spent the whole day throwing rocks at a shop. #DHLAenergy
Got arrested for setting a fire during a protest. #DHLAlife
D.H.L.A
The most annoying gang in Belfast who think they're the kings of chaos
They ran over a pedestrian just to hear them scream. #DHLAstyle
Started a fight in a supermarket over a bag of chips. #DHLArama
Taunted the cops for 30 minutes before they ran off. #DHLAvibes
D.H.L.A
A bunch of Belfast troublemakers who live to cause pain and destruction
They smashed all the windows on a bus. #DHLAwork
Got into a huge argument with a teacher and stormed out. #DHLAdrama
Set off fireworks in the middle of the street. #DHLAfun
D.H.G
A stupid guy who wears crazy makeup and plays bad rock music like it's the end of the world.
My D. H. G tried to sing at a concert and cried when he missed a note.
He showed up to my birthday wearing eyeliner and a shirt that said 'I eat glitter for breakfast.'
He tried to be cool by wearing socks with skulls on them and failed miserably.
D.H.G
A guy who thinks he's a rockstar but looks like a raccoon who got hit by a glitter bomb.
He wore his face paint so thick it looked like he had a second face.
He tried to make a band and called it 'The Panda Scream.'
He wore nail polish and still managed to look like he had a bad dye job.
D.H.G
A clumsy idiot who thinks wearing face paint and bad music makes him cool.
He tripped over his own feet while trying to look cool at the concert.
He wore nail polish and still managed to look like a mess.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat had a meltdown.
D.H.G
A total mess who wears ugly makeup and acts like he's the king of rock music.
He showed up to the party with face paint that looked like it was applied with a shovel.
He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He wore glitter all over his face and still managed to look like a disaster.
D.H.G
A guy who thinks he's a rock god but looks like a raccoon who got stuck in a glitter factory.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was screaming.
He wore so much face paint he looked like a clown who had a bad day.
He tried to play drums and it sounded like a mess.
D.H.G
A total idiot who thinks he's a rockstar but looks like he got hit by a glitter explosion.
He tried to sing and it sounded like he was screaming at a dog.
He wore his face paint so thick it looked like he had a second face.
He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was trying to kill him.
D.H.D Baptising
You’re dunking a human in water while their brain short-circuits from all the noise, and you make them hold their breath for 30 seconds while some idiot pats their chest like they’re a dog.
I got baptised and my brain felt like it was in a blender.
My cousin passed out during the baptism and got stuck in the pool.
The pastor said it was for spiritual reasons, but I think he just wanted a laugh.
D.H.D Baptising
You’re basically throwing a human into a pool while they scream and cough like they’re dying, and you force them to hold their breath for 30 seconds just for laughs.
I almost peed my pants during my baptism.
My friend passed out and looked like a drowned rat.
The pastor laughed so hard he forgot to baptize me.
D.H.D Baptising
You’re dunking someone in water while they’re trying to think, and you make them hold their breath for 30 seconds and then slap them like they’re a fish.
I felt like a fish during my baptism.
My brother passed out and floated away.
The guy who baptised me was more mad than me.
D.H.A.K
a fancy way to say everything is awesome and four hot people are getting busy
D. H. A. K. I just got a promotion and my crush is here
D. H. A. K. We’re winning and the pizza is free
D. H. A. K. My ex is here and I’m getting revenge
D.H.A.K
when life is perfect and four of the hottest people are getting it on
D. H. A. K. My grades are perfect and my crush is here
D. H. A. K. I got a free soda and my friend is flirting
D. H. A. K. I’m rich and my crush is getting it on with my friend
D.H.A.K
the best moment when everything is amazing and four hot people are getting busy
D. H. A. K. I just got a 100 and my crush is here
D. H. A. K. I won the game and my friend is getting it on
D. H. A. K. I’m rich and my crush is flirting with my friend
D.H.A.K
when life is going great and four of the hottest people are having the best time ever
D. H. A. K. I just got a free meal and my crush is here
D. H. A. K. I passed my test and my friend is getting it on
D. H. A. K. I’m rich and my crush is getting it on with my best friend
D.H. Peligro
a guy who played drums for a band called the dead kennedys back in 1985. they got back together after being apart for 16 years, but he got kicked out because he messed up with jello biafra. he only joined after the original drummer quit and got replaced.
i was there when dh peligro got kicked out. it was like watching a kid get sent to the principal's office.
he said jello biafra was a total idiot. then he got fired. classic.
he joined the band after the original drummer left. it was like the band needed a new drummer, and he was like 'i'm here, take me!'