D.H.D Baptising
You’re dunking a human in water while their brain short-circuits from all the noise, and you make them hold their breath for 30 seconds while some idiot pats their chest like they’re a dog.
I got baptised and my brain felt like it was in a blender.
My cousin passed out during the baptism and got stuck in the pool.
The pastor said it was for spiritual reasons, but I think he just wanted a laugh.