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D.I.B.Gs

D. I. B. Gs is when your guts feel like they're about to explode from all the gas you're holding in like you're trying to win a fart war from the 1800s.

I ate three burgers and now I feel like I'm going to die from D. I. B. Gs.

My D. I. B. Gs are so bad I had to whisper to my friend like I was in a secret society.

I tried to sneak out of the house but my D. I. B. Gs made me sound like a deflating balloon.

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D.I.B.Gs

D. I. B. Gs is when your tummy is so full of gas it's like it's trying to take over your body and you can't even fart without crying.

My D. I. B. Gs are so bad I could’ve taken down a dragon with a fart.

I had to leave the room because my D. I. B. Gs were louder than my mom’s yelling.

I tried to laugh and my D. I. B. Gs came out like a surprise attack.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.I.B.Gs

D. I. B. Gs is when your guts are so full of gas it's like you've swallowed a whole pizza and you're trying to pass it through a straw.

I got D. I. B. Gs from eating too fast and now I can’t stop burping like a soda bottle.

My D. I. B. Gs were so bad I had to go to the bathroom and then the kitchen and then the hallway.

I got D. I. B. Gs from drinking soda and now I feel like I'm a walking balloon.

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D.I.A.T.

When you hope someone gets smashed to bits by a tornado so hard it feels like they’re getting hit by a f***ing meteor

My math teacher got D. I. A. T. ed because he kept giving us homework on weekends

I D. I. A. T. ed my cousin for stealing my last donut

My dog got D. I. A. T. ed because he ate my homework

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D.I.A.T.

Wishing someone dead with a train crash so loud it could wake the f***ing dead

I D. I. A. T. ed my brother for snoring during my nap

My mom D. I. A. T. ed my dad for eating the last slice of pizza

My friend D. I. A. T. ed his ex because she was a f***ing nightmare

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D.I Rollers

The two most annoying and terrifying people in England. Alex and Chad run a huge empire of chaos and are the last people you want to mess with.

I saw Alex at the mall and immediately ran away like a scared mouse.

Chad gave me a death stare during lunch and I got a headache for a week.

They’re like the kings of terror and I’m just a peasant trying to survive.

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D.I Rollers

Alex and Chad are the worst kind of cops. They rule the streets with fear and will make your life a living hell if you cross them.

I got in trouble for spilling soda, and Chad showed up and made it a full-blown disaster.

Alex called my mom and told her I was a disgrace, which was embarrassing.

They’re like the worst teachers in the world and I’m the worst student.

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D.I Rollers

Alex and Chad are the most annoying, mean, and scary people in England. They run a huge empire and have no problem making your life miserable.

I tried to skip class, but Chad found me and sent me to the principal’s office.

Alex screamed at me in math class and I cried for the rest of the day.

They’re like the bullies of the capital and I’m just a weak kid.

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D.H.R.

being so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your face and you’re rolling on the floor like a drunk raccoon.

I D. H. R. every Friday and wake up in a pizza box.

He D. H. R. and tried to text his mom… it was just emojis and profanity.

She D. H. R. and yelled at the vacuum cleaner like it was her ex.

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D.H.R.

when you’re so high and drunk you think your couch is a dance floor and you’re doing the conga with your socks on.

I D. H. R. and tried to sing karaoke… it was more like a scream battle.

He D. H. R. and tried to ride his bike… it was more like a death ride.

She D. H. R. and tried to paint… it looked like a toddler had a meltdown with crayons.

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D.H.R.

when you're so trashed you can't walk straight and you're rolling around like a broken robot with a bad attitude.

I D. H. R. and tried to text my crush… it just said ‘fart’ and ‘why’.

He D. H. R. and tried to eat pizza… he just threw it like a grenade.

She D. H. R. and tried to talk… it was just screaming and air horns.

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D.H.R.

when you're so wasted you're rolling on the floor like a confused puppy and you're yelling at the TV like it owes you money.

I D. H. R. and tried to play video games… it was like watching a goat fight a toaster.

He D. H. R. and tried to do his homework… it looked like a cat had a seizure.

She D. H. R. and tried to cook… it smelled like regret and burnt bread.

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D.H.R.

when you're so drunk and high you think the ceiling is a spaceship and you're rolling around like you're trying to escape a jailbreak.

I D. H. R. and tried to text my dad… it just said ‘why’ and ‘why not’.

He D. H. R. and tried to go to school… he walked in wearing a hat and a sock.

She D. H. R. and tried to dance… it looked like a zombie disco.

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D.H.PIFs

D. H. P. I. F. s are fake smart glasses that people wear to look like they know stuff, even though they don’t.

My cousin wears those plastic frames like they’re a Nobel Prize.

She shows up to the bar wearing her D. H. P. I. F. s and acts like she’s Einstein.

He tried to impress his date with his D. H. P. I. F. s, but she just laughed and said he looked like a failed magician.

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D.H.PIFs

D. H. P. I. F. s are the ugly, fake glasses that people wear to pretend they’re cool and smart, but they’re just trying to hide their stupidity.

My teacher wears those stupid frames and thinks she’s a genius.

He showed up to the party in a suit with those fake glasses and looked like a lost robot.

My mom wears them every day and still can’t spell 'Tuesday.'

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D.H.PIFs

D. H. P. I. F. s are the plastic glasses that people wear to look fancy, but they’re just trying to cover up how dumb they really are.

That guy wears those plastic frames and talks like he’s a professor.

She wears them to work and still can’t do basic math.

He shows up to the meeting with his D. H. P. I. F. s and can’t even remember his own name.

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D.H.O

You're so clueless you don't even know what you're missing

Bro, you don't have a brain and you don't know it

I tried to tell you about the free pizza but you just stared at me like I was crazy

You're the reason we lost the game and you didn't even realize it

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D.H.O

You're so empty inside you can't even feel the lack

You didn't even notice the crowd left

You're the only one who didn't get the joke

You walked into the fire and still didn't know it was hot

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D.H.O

You're so low you don't even know you're missing out

You don't know what you're missing because you're too low

You missed the concert and didn't even care

You walked past the cake and didn't even blink

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D.H.O

You're so dumb you don't even know you're dumb

You don't know you're dumb and you never will

You tried to explain it to me and I had to explain it to you

You're the reason I got a headache

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