D.H.PIFs
D. H. P. I. F. s are the ugly, fake glasses that people wear to pretend they’re cool and smart, but they’re just trying to hide their stupidity.
My teacher wears those stupid frames and thinks she’s a genius.
He showed up to the party in a suit with those fake glasses and looked like a lost robot.
My mom wears them every day and still can’t spell 'Tuesday.'