D.H.R.

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being so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your face and you’re rolling on the floor like a drunk raccoon.

I D. H. R. every Friday and wake up in a pizza box.

He D. H. R. and tried to text his mom… it was just emojis and profanity.

She D. H. R. and yelled at the vacuum cleaner like it was her ex.

when you’re so high and drunk you think your couch is a dance floor and you’re doing the conga with your socks on.

I D. H. R. and tried to sing karaoke… it was more like a scream battle.

He D. H. R. and tried to ride his bike… it was more like a death ride.

She D. H. R. and tried to paint… it looked like a toddler had a meltdown with crayons.

when you're so trashed you can't walk straight and you're rolling around like a broken robot with a bad attitude.

I D. H. R. and tried to text my crush… it just said ‘fart’ and ‘why’.

He D. H. R. and tried to eat pizza… he just threw it like a grenade.

She D. H. R. and tried to talk… it was just screaming and air horns.

when you're so wasted you're rolling on the floor like a confused puppy and you're yelling at the TV like it owes you money.

I D. H. R. and tried to play video games… it was like watching a goat fight a toaster.

He D. H. R. and tried to do his homework… it looked like a cat had a seizure.

She D. H. R. and tried to cook… it smelled like regret and burnt bread.

when you're so drunk and high you think the ceiling is a spaceship and you're rolling around like you're trying to escape a jailbreak.

I D. H. R. and tried to text my dad… it just said ‘why’ and ‘why not’.

He D. H. R. and tried to go to school… he walked in wearing a hat and a sock.

She D. H. R. and tried to dance… it looked like a zombie disco.