D.H.R.
when you’re so high and drunk you think your couch is a dance floor and you’re doing the conga with your socks on.
I D. H. R. and tried to sing karaoke… it was more like a scream battle.
He D. H. R. and tried to ride his bike… it was more like a death ride.
She D. H. R. and tried to paint… it looked like a toddler had a meltdown with crayons.