D.H.PIFs
D. H. P. I. F. s are fake smart glasses that people wear to look like they know stuff, even though they don’t.
My cousin wears those plastic frames like they’re a Nobel Prize.
She shows up to the bar wearing her D. H. P. I. F. s and acts like she’s Einstein.
He tried to impress his date with his D. H. P. I. F. s, but she just laughed and said he looked like a failed magician.