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D.B.A.N.
A guy who drives a Lexus and thinks he's tough but gets beat by a pickup truck.
He tried to drag race a truck and got left in the dust.
He said he could beat any truck, but his Lexus looked like a toy.
He lost to a pickup truck and said the truck was a "b*tch."
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D.B.A.N.
A guy who talks sh*t about his friends behind their back.
He told everyone his friend was a "total n*gga."
He said his best friend was a "b*tch" just because he didn't like him.
He told his friend's ex that he was a "total piece of s*h*t."
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D.B.A.N.
A guy who thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone and can't sing worth a d*mn.
He tried to sing at a party and sounded like a dying goat.
He said he was a "Daddy Yankee clone" but couldn't even sing a full song.
He tried to rap and sounded like a kid with a broken recorder.
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D.B.A.N.
A guy who can't decide if he's Italian or Puerto Rican and says he's both.
He said he was Italian but couldn't even make pasta.
He said he was Puerto Rican but didn't know what that meant.
He told his mom he was both and she said he was a "total n*gga."
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D.B.A.N.
A guy who thinks he met a celebrity but didn't even know them.
He said he met Drake but didn't even know who he was.
He said he met Taylor Swift but she was at the same store.
He told everyone he met Rihanna, but she didn't even know who he was.
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D.B.A.N.
A total jerk who gets an F in Life 101 and still thinks he's the best.
He failed Life 101 and still thinks he's a king.
He got an F and said it was a "total fluke."
He said he was the best even though he failed everything.
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D.B.A.N.
A guy who copies poems from the internet and gives them to girls like they're his own.
He gave a girl a poem he copied from the internet and said it was his.
He copied a poem and said it was his masterpiece.
He sent a girl a poem and said it was his, but it was just a copy from the internet.
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D.B.A.J.
A way to tell someone they're the worst kind of idiot. It's like calling them a brain-dead, smelly, two-bit piece of garbage.
D. B. A. J. You just tripped over your own feet and still didn't notice.
D. B. A. J. You tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store.
D. B. A. J. You wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
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D.B.A.J.
A loud and angry way to tell someone they're a complete waste of oxygen. It's like yelling at a wall that's already broken.
D. B. A. J. You tried to fix your phone by throwing it at a wall. It didn’t work.
D. B. A. J. You tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself and cried when it was gone.
D. B. A. J. You took a selfie in the middle of a fire and posted it as ‘epic’.
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D.B.A.J.
A very strong insult that means someone is so dumb they should be banned from the planet. It’s like saying they’re not just stupid, they’re legally stupid.
D. B. A. J. You tried to explain the internet to your grandpa and he nodded like he understood.
D. B. A. J. You wore your pajamas to work and called it ‘casual Friday’.
D. B. A. J. You tried to talk to a robot and it asked you for a drink.
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D.B.A.J.
A way to tell someone they’re so clueless it’s like they’re made of clouds. It’s like saying they have no brain and no idea how to use it.
D. B. A. J. You tried to drive but had no idea how the car worked.
D. B. A. J. You tried to play chess and put your queen in the middle of the board first.
D. B. A. J. You thought a hurricane was just a really loud fan.
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D.B.A.J.
A very loud way to tell someone they are a total embarrassment and should be sent to a remote island with no internet.
D. B. A. J. You tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a lake.
D. B. A. J. You tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking on a vacuum cleaner.
D. B. A. J. You tried to write a poem and it was just a list of your favorite snacks.
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D.B. Tibbitts
A kid who thinks he's the bomb, so he chases girls way above his class. He talks like he's king, but he's just a low-life nobody.
Hey Lisa, I'm gonna ask you out. You're way hotter than that guy from math class.
I'm gonna make you my queen. You'll be my first wife.
I'm better than all of you. I'm gonna be famous one day.
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D.B. Tibbitts
A guy who thinks he's a legend, so he tries to impress girls he can't even handle. He's full of hot air and lies.
I'm gonna be a rock star. You're gonna be my lead singer.
You're way better than that girl from the mall.
I'm gonna marry you. I swear.
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D.B. Tibbitts
A boy who thinks he's a beast, so he chases girls he's way too ugly for. He's loud, dumb, and thinks everyone's a fool.
You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'm gonna ask you out.
I'm gonna be rich and famous. You're gonna be my wife.
You're way better than that girl from the bus.
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D.B. Pooper
You drop a bomb in the toilet, wipe your ass, and there's nothing on the paper. You look in the bowl and there's no poop. You're starting to think your guts are lying to you and your turd is a ghost.
I pooped in the toilet and wiped, but there was no poop. My turd is a ghost.
I dropped a bomb, wiped, and nothing happened. I looked in the toilet, and it was empty. My poop is a ghost.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop is a ghost.
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D.B. Pooper
You let one rip, wipe, and there's nothing. You look in the toilet and there's no sign of it. You're questioning everything, like your poop just vanished into thin air.
I let one rip, wiped, and nothing was there. My poop just disappeared.
I pooped, wiped, and there was no poop. My poop is missing.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop just vanished.
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D.B. Pooper
You poop, wipe, and there's nothing. You check the toilet, and it's empty. You're so confused you think your guts are out to get you.
I pooped, wiped, and nothing was there. My guts are out to get me.
I let one rip, wiped, and there was no poop. My guts are playing tricks on me.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My guts are out to get me.
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D.B. INC.
A stank company from Acworth GA that started in '84. They're all about cruddy butts and bad decisions.
My cousin works there. He says the toilets smell like a dead raccoon.
I got fired from D. B. INC. because I tried to make a coffee out of the toilet water.
My mom’s best friend’s brother works there. He’s got a degree in butt odor.
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D.B. INC.
D. B. INC. is where lazy butt-lickers go to work. Started in '84 on Glade Road.
My brother got a job there. He says the floor is covered in old socks.
I tried to join D. B. INC. but they said I didn’t have enough dirt on my butt.
My uncle says the boss at D. B. INC. smells like a garbage can.
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