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D-girl

A lowly worker in a company who gets told what to do by people who have actual power and don't know the meaning of the word 'work'.

'Why are you still here? You're just a D-girl.'

'You're not even a real exec, you're a D-girl.'

'Don't talk to me, I'm not your D-girl.'

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D-girl

A cute girl in a fancy office who thinks she's important but can't even make a coffee without burning it.

'She's a D-girl, and she thinks she's hot stuff.'

'She looks like a D-girl, but she's not even smart.'

'He's dating a D-girl, and he's still clueless.'

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D-girl

A girl who's dope and hooked up with a guy who sells drugs. They're both cool and both in it for the vibes.

'That D-girl is my girl, and she's wild.'

'He's my D-boy, and he's got the best snacks.'

'They're both D-people, and they're both on the same level.'

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D-girl

A girl who's cute and ready to hook up or a guy you can trust with your secrets and your snacks.

'She's a D-girl, and she's ready to go.'

'He's a D-boy, and he's one of the best.'

'They're both D-people, and they're both cool.'

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D-girl

A girl who looks like a mess but has a body that makes guys forget she's ugly and just want to touch her.

'She's a D-girl, and she's got the best body.'

'He only likes her because of her ass.'

'She's ugly, but he still wants her.'

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D-girl

A girl who's basically a guy with a penis. She's got all the swagger and the attitude.

'She's a D-girl, and she's got a penis.'

'He's dating a D-girl, and he's confused.'

'They're both D-people, and they're both weird.'

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D-fumble

A big mess you make during a live stream that makes everyone cringe.

My mic fell off mid-sentence. I looked like a confused raccoon.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and kept talking like nothing happened.

I tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the whole thing on the floor.

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D-fumble

A stupid mistake you make on stream that makes people want to throw things.

I tried to eat a taco while talking and it came out of my nose.

I accidentally muted myself and just stood there like a confused potato.

I said my own name wrong and my fans started laughing at me.

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D-fumble

A dumb mistake you make on stream that makes people lose their minds.

I tried to play a game and my controller fell apart in my hands.

I said something so stupid my fans started roasting me live.

I tried to do a dance and tripped over my own feet.

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D-fumble

A dumb mistake you make on stream that everyone sees and laughs at.

I dropped my phone and it shattered right in front of everyone.

I tried to say something cool but just said 'um' for ten minutes.

I tried to do a cool voice and it came out like a frog.

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D-fumble

A big mistake you make on stream that makes people lose their minds.

I tried to do a cool trick and just fell flat on my face.

I said something so dumb my fans started recording it for memes.

I tried to sing and it came out like a broken kazoo.

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D-fumble

A stupid mistake you make on stream that makes people throw things at their screens.

I tried to do a cool reveal and it just came out as a mess.

I tried to say a cool line but just said 'hello' instead.

I tried to do a cool pose and just fell over.

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D-ficient

When a gay man gets so obsessed with looking straight that he forgets how to be human. His brain is basically a meat grinder for boners.

'I saw him at the bar and I thought he was a straight man. Then I realized he was just wearing a shirt.'

'He walked in and I was like, 'Oh my god, he's a straight man.' Then he winked at me.'

'I tried to pretend I was straight for a whole week. I got D-ficient.'

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D-ficient

A serious lack of cock in the life of a queer man. It makes him act like he's trying to win a popularity contest with straight guys.

'I'm D-ficient and I'm trying to be popular with straight guys. It's a losing battle.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's trying to look cool at the club.'

'I got D-ficient because I tried to be the best straight guy at the bar.'

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D-ficient

When a queer man gets so tired of looking straight that he loses all interest in life. His brain is basically a dead fish.

'I got D-ficient because I looked straight for too long at the gym.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just lying on the couch like a dead fish.'

'I tried to be straight for a whole month. Now I have D-ficient.'

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D-ficient

A gay man's brain gets so confused by looking straight that it forgets how to work. It's like a broken phone that only plays cat videos.

'I got D-ficient because I was looking straight for too long at the office.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just watching cat videos on his phone.'

'I tried to be straight at work and now my brain is broken.'

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D-ficient

A queer man who gets so tired of trying to look straight that he just gives up and starts crying in public. It's like a toddler who lost their toy.

'I got D-ficient and I cried in the grocery store.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just sitting in the park crying.'

'I tried to be straight and now I'm crying in the subway.'

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D-ficient

When a gay man is so obsessed with looking straight that he forgets how to be gay. It's like a dog who only knows how to bark at cats.

'I got D-ficient and I forgot how to be gay at the bar.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just barking at cats in the park.'

'I tried to be straight and now I'm just a dog who barks at cats.'

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D-dream

When you have a dream about someone you never thought about and it hits you like a ton of bricks

I dreamt about my ex's best friend and now I'm confused and turned on

I saw my teacher in a dream and now I hate math and love her

I had a dream about my dog's dad and now I'm questioning my life choices

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D-dream

That weird feeling when you dream about a person you didn't even know existed and now you're obsessed

I dreamt about a guy from my math class and now I text him random stuff

I had a dream about my neighbor's cat and now I stalk him online

I saw my cousin's crush in a dream and now I'm mad at both of them

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