D-ficient
A serious lack of cock in the life of a queer man. It makes him act like he's trying to win a popularity contest with straight guys.
'I'm D-ficient and I'm trying to be popular with straight guys. It's a losing battle.'
'He's got D-ficient and he's trying to look cool at the club.'
'I got D-ficient because I tried to be the best straight guy at the bar.'