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D-Lord
So big he could kick a Dousche-bag's ass while it was still in the womb.
My cousin is a D-Lord. He once ate my dog's homework and still passed the test.
That guy? He's a D-Lord. He turned my mom's hair purple with a magic marker.
My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I responded by throwing a desk at the blackboard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lord
A Dousche-bag's worst nightmare wearing a crown made of glitter and shame.
My little brother is a D-Lord. He told the principal my dog was plotting a coup.
That kid in class? He's a D-Lord. He turned the lunch lady's hair pink with ketchup.
My dad said I was a D-Lord. I told him to shut up and let me eat my cereal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lord
So big he could swallow a Dousche-bag and still laugh in its face.
My neighbor is a D-Lord. He turned my mom's cat into a pirate for a week.
That kid from the park is a D-Lord. He told my dog it was ugly and then gave it a tattoo.
My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I told her to go eat a donut and stop grading me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lone
A grumpy old man who calls a hearing aid place to get a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the number 111-111-1111 like it's his life's purpose.
"I called the hearing aid place, and I still can’t hear! What even is life?!", D-Lone
"I tried to call them, but I couldn’t hear the phone ring. I’m like, ‘Why am I even alive?!’", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I can't hear. I’m just a sad old man with a broken phone.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lone
A senile guy who calls a hearing aid place for a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the same number like it's his soul.
"I called the hearing aid place. I can't hear, but I called the same number 10 times. Why? I don't know.", D-Lone
"I asked for a hearing aid, but I still can't hear. I'm like, ‘What's the point?!’", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but it didn't help. I just screamed into the phone like a madman.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lone
A sad old man who calls a hearing aid place for a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the same number like it's his only friend.
"I called the hearing aid place. I can't hear, but I called 111-111-1111 like it was my best friend.", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I still can't hear. I'm just a broken man with a broken phone.", D-Lone
"I called the place 10 times. I still can't hear. I'm just a sad old man with a broken brain.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lock
A smelly D-shaped lock that people use to squeeze their bikes to things like park benches or trash cans. It's a pain in the ass to unlock when you're already wasted.
My bike got D-Locked to a fire hydrant. I had to pee on it to get it off.
D-Locked my bike to a tree. Now it's part of the forest.
Got my bike D-Locked to a cop's car. He let me go because I called him a f***ing f***.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lock
Putting a D-Lock around someones head like a f***ing choke chain. They can't breathe and you laugh while you hide the key.
D-Locked my dad at the bar. He couldn't talk for two hours.
My friend got D-Locked at a party. He passed out and tried to eat the lock.
D-Locked my mom. She cried and asked for the key like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lock
When a D is on lock. That means your man is being watched like a f***ing prisoner. He better not look at another girl or he's dead.
My man got D on lock. He tried to flirt with my sister. I gave him a black eye.
D on lock. He was cheating. I took his phone and threw it in the toilet.
My man got D on lock. He tried to text his ex. I took his phone and made him eat it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lo Brown
A guy stops mid-fuck, flails his arms like a crazy man, makes fists, and yells ‘Bitch, you’re messing with the real deal now’ while head-banging like a madman.
He pulled out mid-fuck, arms spread like a superhero, screaming ‘You’re messing with the real deal now’ like he just won the lottery.
D-Lo did his thing in the middle of a hotel room, shouting at the top of his lungs like he was in a rap battle.
He stopped in the middle of a hot tramp session, head-banging like he was in a trance, yelling at me like I was his archenemy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lo Brown
When a guy pauses in the middle of sex, throws his arms out like he’s about to die, and yells ‘Bitch, you’re messing with the real deal now’ like it’s the last words he’ll ever speak.
He stopped in the middle of a hot session, threw his arms out like he was being executed, and screamed ‘You’re messing with the real deal now’ like he was a prisoner on death row.
During our second round, he just flailed like he was hit by a truck and yelled that line like it was a death sentence.
He paused mid-fuck, arms wide like he was going to fly, and screamed that line like he was the last man on Earth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lo Brown
A guy freezes during sex, spreads his arms like a flamingo, and yells ‘Bitch, you’re messing with the real deal now’ like he just discovered he was in a bad relationship.
He stopped mid-fuck, arms out like a flamingo, and screamed that line like he just found out I had a second job.
He froze like a statue, arms wide, and yelled that line like he was breaking up with me in the middle of a hot tramp session.
He stopped, spread his arms like he was about to take flight, and yelled that line like he just got dumped by his ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lishus
D-Lishus is when a guy sees a girl so hot, he can't even think straight. He just stares and tries to whisper it to her.
He saw her in the hallway and said, 'You're D-Lishus, baby.'
He texted her, 'You're D-Lishus, I can't breathe.'
He called her D-Lishus in front of his whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lishus
D-Lishus is when a guy thinks a girl is so fine, he almost pees his pants. He tells her she's D-Lishus to save face.
He told her, 'You're D-Lishus, I almost peed.'
He said, 'You're D-Lishus, I'm not lying.'
He shouted, 'You're D-Lishus, I can't be shy!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lishus
D-Lishus is when a guy sees a girl so fine, he forgets his own name. He just yells D-Lishus at her.
He yelled, 'You're D-Lishus, I don't even know my name!'
He said, 'You're D-Lishus, I'm lost.'
He told her, 'You're D-Lishus, I'm confused.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lish & WhitNiggs
The only people who matter. Everyone else is just background noise.
You see them at the mall and you instantly know you're gonna be the talk of the school.
They're the only ones who can make you laugh when you're about to cry.
You're at the bus stop and they walk by and you feel like you're on top of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lish & WhitNiggs
The best humans on the planet. Everyone else is just a sad version of them.
You're eating lunch and they walk in and the whole room stops.
They can turn a bad day into a good one with just a smirk.
You text them and they reply in 10 seconds like they're your personal robot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lish & WhitNiggs
The kings and queens of everything. Everyone else is just a peasant trying to be noticed.
You're at the party and they're the only ones who matter.
They can make a boring class interesting just by talking.
You're on the phone and they text you and you drop everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lish & WhitNiggs
The only people you want to be. Everyone else is just a waste of time.
You see them and you know you're gonna be the best at everything.
They're the only ones who can make you feel good when you're feeling bad.
You're at the gym and they walk in and you instantly feel like you're gonna win.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D-Lish & WhitNiggs
The most important people. Everyone else is just extra.
You're at the store and they walk in and you know you're gonna be famous.
They're the only ones who can make you feel like you're on fire.
You're at the park and they're there and you instantly know you're the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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