D-Lock

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A smelly D-shaped lock that people use to squeeze their bikes to things like park benches or trash cans. It's a pain in the ass to unlock when you're already wasted.
My bike got D-Locked to a fire hydrant. I had to pee on it to get it off.
D-Locked my bike to a tree. Now it's part of the forest.
Got my bike D-Locked to a cop's car. He let me go because I called him a f***ing f***.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Putting a D-Lock around someones head like a f***ing choke chain. They can't breathe and you laugh while you hide the key.
D-Locked my dad at the bar. He couldn't talk for two hours.
My friend got D-Locked at a party. He passed out and tried to eat the lock.
D-Locked my mom. She cried and asked for the key like a baby.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a D is on lock. That means your man is being watched like a f***ing prisoner. He better not look at another girl or he's dead.
My man got D on lock. He tried to flirt with my sister. I gave him a black eye.
D on lock. He was cheating. I took his phone and threw it in the toilet.
My man got D on lock. He tried to text his ex. I took his phone and made him eat it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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