D-Lord
So big he could swallow a Dousche-bag and still laugh in its face.
My neighbor is a D-Lord. He turned my mom's cat into a pirate for a week.
That kid from the park is a D-Lord. He told my dog it was ugly and then gave it a tattoo.
My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I told her to go eat a donut and stop grading me.
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