D-Lord

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So big he could kick a Dousche-bag's ass while it was still in the womb.

My cousin is a D-Lord. He once ate my dog's homework and still passed the test.

That guy? He's a D-Lord. He turned my mom's hair purple with a magic marker.

My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I responded by throwing a desk at the blackboard.

A Dousche-bag's worst nightmare wearing a crown made of glitter and shame.

My little brother is a D-Lord. He told the principal my dog was plotting a coup.

That kid in class? He's a D-Lord. He turned the lunch lady's hair pink with ketchup.

My dad said I was a D-Lord. I told him to shut up and let me eat my cereal.

So big he could swallow a Dousche-bag and still laugh in its face.

My neighbor is a D-Lord. He turned my mom's cat into a pirate for a week.

That kid from the park is a D-Lord. He told my dog it was ugly and then gave it a tattoo.

My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I told her to go eat a donut and stop grading me.