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A grumpy old man who calls a hearing aid place to get a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the number 111-111-1111 like it's his life's purpose.
"I called the hearing aid place, and I still can’t hear! What even is life?!", D-Lone
"I tried to call them, but I couldn’t hear the phone ring. I’m like, ‘Why am I even alive?!’", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I can't hear. I’m just a sad old man with a broken phone.", D-Lone