D.H.PIFs
D. H. P. I. F. s are the plastic glasses that people wear to look fancy, but they’re just trying to cover up how dumb they really are.
That guy wears those plastic frames and talks like he’s a professor.
She wears them to work and still can’t do basic math.
He shows up to the meeting with his D. H. P. I. F. s and can’t even remember his own name.