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A stupid guy who wears crazy makeup and plays bad rock music like it's the end of the world.
My D. H. G tried to sing at a concert and cried when he missed a note.
He showed up to my birthday wearing eyeliner and a shirt that said 'I eat glitter for breakfast.'
He tried to be cool by wearing socks with skulls on them and failed miserably.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a rockstar but looks like a raccoon who got hit by a glitter bomb.
He wore his face paint so thick it looked like he had a second face.
He tried to make a band and called it 'The Panda Scream.'
He wore nail polish and still managed to look like he had a bad dye job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A clumsy idiot who thinks wearing face paint and bad music makes him cool.
He tripped over his own feet while trying to look cool at the concert.
He wore nail polish and still managed to look like a mess.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat had a meltdown.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total mess who wears ugly makeup and acts like he's the king of rock music.
He showed up to the party with face paint that looked like it was applied with a shovel.
He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He wore glitter all over his face and still managed to look like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a rock god but looks like a raccoon who got stuck in a glitter factory.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was screaming.
He wore so much face paint he looked like a clown who had a bad day.
He tried to play drums and it sounded like a mess.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total idiot who thinks he's a rockstar but looks like he got hit by a glitter explosion.
He tried to sing and it sounded like he was screaming at a dog.
He wore his face paint so thick it looked like he had a second face.
He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was trying to kill him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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