D.G.T.G. - The ultimate way of saying you're going to embarrass your fr

The ultimate way of saying you're going to embarrass your friend if they go somewhere stupid.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go to that bar.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going with you.