Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying 'Don't even think about going there, girl, or I'll make you regret it.'

D. G. T. G. I swear I'll text you a goat video if you go to that party.

D. G. T. G. I'll send your ex your middle name in a group chat.

D. G. T. G. You're not going anywhere, I'm watching you.

2

When you're so mad you'd rather yell at a wall than let your friend mess up.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that bar. You're not going to that bar. Period.

D. G. T. G. I'll show you my ugly cousin if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog about this.

3

A warning that sounds like a threat but is actually just you being dramatic.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video if you go to the mall with her.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test.

D. G. T. G. I'll make you eat my leftovers for a week.

4

A magical phrase that stops your friend from doing something stupid, like going to a party.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog, and he's ready.

5

What you say when you're tired of your friend's bad decisions and you're not going to let it happen.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that party. You're not going to that party. I'm watching you.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test and your bad hair day.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going to that party with you.

6

The ultimate way of saying you're going to embarrass your friend if they go somewhere stupid.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go to that bar.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going with you.