D.G.W.
D. G. W. is when your penis goes full beast mode and takes over your life. It doesn’t care if you’re eating, sleeping, or trying to look cool.
During my math test, my D. G. W. started doing push-ups and I failed.
My D. G. W. showed up at my friend’s birthday party and it ate the cake.
My D. G. W. tried to text my crush and it sent 1000 messages that just said 'Hello.'