D.G.W.

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D. G. W. is when your penis goes crazy and starts hitting everything in sight like a drunk man at a bar. It’s so wild it might even tear your pants off and make you look like a fool.
My D. G. W. hit me so hard I fell off the couch and landed in a bowl of cereal.
He was walking down the street and his D. G. W. started slapping a hot dog vendor.
My D. G. W. woke up my mom at 3 a. m. and it didn’t stop until I gave it a sandwich.
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D. G. W. is like a monster in your pants that wants to eat your legs and your dignity. It screams, it rages, and it will not be tamed.
At the gym, my D. G. W. screamed so loud the weights shook.
My D. G. W. started a fight with my brother’s D. G. W. and it ended with both of them wearing each other’s pants.
I tried to hide my D. G. W. in a backpack, but it popped out and bit my teacher.
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D. G. W. is when your penis goes full beast mode and takes over your life. It doesn’t care if you’re eating, sleeping, or trying to look cool.
During my math test, my D. G. W. started doing push-ups and I failed.
My D. G. W. showed up at my friend’s birthday party and it ate the cake.
My D. G. W. tried to text my crush and it sent 1000 messages that just said 'Hello.'
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