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Baboonism
When people act like brain-dead monkeys throwing poop at each other and can't tell the difference between a banana and a brick.
My cousin tried to argue with a wall. That's baboonism.
The whole class failed the test and started screaming. Classic baboonism.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue with a crayon. Baboonism at its finest.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
A monkey with a face like a mud pie and a butt that looks like it's been stepped on by a truck.
That guy’s butt is so caked up, it looks like a monkey made a campfire in there.
My dog’s butt is a baboonism masterpiece.
My brother’s butt is so bad, it’s like a monkey threw a banana at it and forgot to wipe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
When your butt is so sore from not wiping properly that you start scratching it like a monkey in a zoo with a cheeseburger.
I sat on a rusty chair and now my butt is scratching like a baboon on a banana.
She had to scratch her butt in the middle of class. Baboonism.
He was so itchy, he scratched his butt in front of his boss. Classic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
A chunk of fat meat that looks like it's been sitting in a swamp for a decade. Also, a bad insult.
That guy is the baboon version of a cheeseburger.
My uncle is a baboon. He eats sandwiches for breakfast.
She called me a baboon. I called her a cheeseburger.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
A hairy, smelly ape from the East who also happens to be a terrible insult.
That guy is a baboon from the East. He smells like a wet sock.
She called me a baboon and then said I was from the East. I was confused.
He walked in and smelled like a baboon who had a pizza party in his hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
When a guy slams another guy’s butt so hard it turns red, and the guy doing the slaming gets a butt full of cherry pie.
He hit the catcher so hard, his butt turned red like a tomato.
The pitcher hit the catcher so hard, he got a cherry belly from the cherry pie.
They played baseball so hard, the catcher got a red butt and the pitcher got a belly full of cherry.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonism
When your boner comes out of nowhere and is so big, it looks like a baboon just ran into you with a banana.
He got a boner so big, it looked like a baboon hit him with a banana.
She saw his boner and screamed like a baboon who just ate a whole pie.
He had a boner so big, it looked like a baboon had a party in his pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonoids
Your butt looks like a baboon’s after it got run over by a bus and then set on fire.
My butt looks like a baboon’s butt after it got hit by a truck and then burned.
This hemorrhoid situation is so bad, my butt is basically a baboon’s butt in a warzone.
I’ve got so many hemorrhoids, my butt looks like a baboon’s butt after it got ran over by a school bus and then exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonoids
You’ve got so many hemorrhoids, your butt is basically a baboon’s butt in a screaming match.
My hemorrhoids are screaming at me like a baboon in a rage.
This butt is so bad, it sounds like a baboon fighting a truck.
My butt is so angry, it’s like a baboon just got yelled at by a whole choir.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonoids
Your butt is so swollen from hemorrhoids, it looks like a baboon’s butt after it took a licking and kept on ticking.
My butt is so swollen, it looks like a baboon got hit by a truck and then kept running.
This hemorrhoid situation is like a baboon that got run over and still kept fighting.
My butt is so big from hemorrhoids, it looks like a baboon that got hit by a bus and then took a nap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonish Lizard
A sneaky, deadly, well-trained freak who gives zero shits about your dumb problems and hates when you talk nonsense.
'You think you're the first one to pull that stunt? I've seen monkeys do better.'
'He walked in like he owned the place and left like he wiped his ass on it.'
'He didn't even flinch when the cop shot at him. He just laughed and kept walking.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonish Lizard
A trained monster who knows how to hide, kill, and laugh at your stupidity while you're still figuring out how to breathe.
'He was in the shadows the whole time. Nobody saw him come.'
'He didn’t even blink when he took out three guys at once.'
'He told me to shut up before I even opened my mouth.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonish Lizard
A smart, sneaky, trained animal who'll walk right up to you and kick your ass without even looking at you.
'He came outta nowhere and took the guy down in one hit.'
'He didn’t even need a weapon. Just a grin and a punch.'
'He was like a ghost. You didn’t see him until he was on you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
when you hit on black girls at the club like you're the king of the jungle and they're just there for your mess
I babooned three girls last night and one of them still texts me
He was baboonin' so hard he got kicked out of the club
She said I babooned her like a confused monkey in a sock
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
the act of flirting with black girls until they give you their number and then you forget about them
I babooned her at the bar and now I can't remember her name
He babooned every girl in the place and left with zero
She said I babooned her like a man who just found out he's a baboon
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
when you're too drunk to know you're baboonin' and you still do it anyway
I babooned three girls and then passed out on the dance floor
He babooned so much he forgot his own name
She said I babooned her like a drunk monkey with a broken nose
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
the art of making black girls laugh until they give you their number just to shut you up
I babooned her by telling jokes until she gave me her number
He babooned the whole club with his stupid jokes
She said I babooned her like a man who thinks he's funny
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
when you hit on black girls so hard you think you're the only one who matters at the club
I babooned the whole club and no one else got noticed
He babooned so much the DJ had to play his favorite song
She said I babooned her like a man who thinks he's the main character
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonin
the habit of trying to impress black girls by doing things they don't even like
I babooned her by doing a dance she hated
He babooned the club by trying to sing and failing
She said I babooned her like a man who thinks he's a performer
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Baboonic
a monkey that’s been sitting in dirt all day and smells like a wet sock
My cousin’s baboonic is so bad, he can’t sit down without crying.
That guy’s baboonic is so gross, I think he’s gonna sprout hair on his face from the stank.
She came to school with baboonic, and the whole class got in trouble for laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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