Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a monkey that’s been sitting in dirt all day and smells like a wet sock

My cousin’s baboonic is so bad, he can’t sit down without crying.

That guy’s baboonic is so gross, I think he’s gonna sprout hair on his face from the stank.

She came to school with baboonic, and the whole class got in trouble for laughing.

2

when your butt feels like it’s on fire and you can’t stop scratching it like a madman

He had baboonic so bad, he was scratching his butt in the middle of a math test.

She was baboonic during her solo, and the judges were confused.

My dog got baboonic and started eating my homework.

3

a fat monkey who looks like he just ate a whole tree

My uncle looks like a baboonic monster at Thanksgiving.

That guy in the gym is so baboonic, he’s got a belly like a tire.

My mom’s baboonic is so bad, she’s got a second chin.

4

a big hairy monkey who smells like a rotting banana and hates you

That baboonic guy in my class smells like my brother’s old sock.

My neighbor’s baboonic is so bad, it came through the wall.

The baboonic in my room is so bad, my dog ran away.

5

when a guy basically shoves his butt into another guy’s face and makes him scream

My brother babooned my dad and got him to yell in the middle of church.

At the park, two guys babooned each other and got kicked out.

My friend babooned his teacher and got sent to the office.

6

when you get a huge boner from nowhere and it’s so big it looks like a banana

He got baboonic in the middle of class and couldn’t stop laughing.

My brother got baboonic while eating pizza and spilled sauce all over his shirt.

She got baboonic during her solo and started sweating like a pig.

7

when two guys sit on each other’s butts and make each other go crazy

My friends babooned each other in the hallway and got in trouble.

At lunch, my brother and his friend babooned and spilled soup everywhere.

My mom and dad babooned and the whole house smelled like a gym.