Baboonish Lizard

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A sneaky, deadly, well-trained freak who gives zero shits about your dumb problems and hates when you talk nonsense.

'You think you're the first one to pull that stunt? I've seen monkeys do better.'

'He walked in like he owned the place and left like he wiped his ass on it.'

'He didn't even flinch when the cop shot at him. He just laughed and kept walking.'

A trained monster who knows how to hide, kill, and laugh at your stupidity while you're still figuring out how to breathe.

'He was in the shadows the whole time. Nobody saw him come.'

'He didn’t even blink when he took out three guys at once.'

'He told me to shut up before I even opened my mouth.'

A smart, sneaky, trained animal who'll walk right up to you and kick your ass without even looking at you.

'He came outta nowhere and took the guy down in one hit.'

'He didn’t even need a weapon. Just a grin and a punch.'

'He was like a ghost. You didn’t see him until he was on you.'