Baboonish Lizard
A sneaky, deadly, well-trained freak who gives zero shits about your dumb problems and hates when you talk nonsense.
'You think you're the first one to pull that stunt? I've seen monkeys do better.'
'He walked in like he owned the place and left like he wiped his ass on it.'
'He didn't even flinch when the cop shot at him. He just laughed and kept walking.'