Discover Slang

Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys yell this when they're too lazy to get a job and just want your body for free
Babe come to the house I’m too tired to walk to your place
Babe come to the house I’m not paying for pizza again
Babe come to the house I’m gonna make you my wife or I’ll die
Babe come to the house
This is what Nigerian guys say when they're drunk and think you're the only person who can save them from their bad decisions
Babe come to the house I drank all my money
Babe come to the house I bet my mom on a game
Babe come to the house I want you to fix my life
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys use this when they’re too cheap to buy you a gift and just want to use your body
Babe come to the house I don’t have money for gifts
Babe come to the house I’m saving up for my phone
Babe come to the house I’m too broke to buy you lunch
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys say this when they’re too scared to ask you out properly and just want to sneak into your house
Babe come to the house I’m scared to text you
Babe come to the house I don’t know how to ask you out
Babe come to the house I’m hiding from my dad
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys shout this when they’re too selfish to think about anything else and just want your body
Babe come to the house I don’t care about my grades
Babe come to the house I don’t care if I fail
Babe come to the house I just want your body
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys use this when they’re too proud to admit they’re desperate and just want to make you come to them
Babe come to the house I don’t need anyone else
Babe come to the house I’m not asking for anything else
Babe come to the house I’m too proud to beg
Babe collector
A guy who thinks he's a god because he's got a bunch of hot girls hooked on him
He texts all his exes on his birthday just to remind them he's still the king.
He bragged about his 'collection' at the bar like it was the Olympics.
He called his mom to tell her he got a new babe and she just said, 'You're still a failure.'
Babe collector
A man who treats women like toys and switches them out when they get boring
He dumped his third girlfriend in a row because she didn't laugh at his jokes.
He told his new babe he was going to 'upgrade' her in two weeks.
He asked his ex if she wanted to come back, and she just said, 'No, I'm still mad you left me for a hotter one.'
Babe collector
A guy who thinks getting laid is the same thing as being rich
He showed off his new babe at the grocery store like it was a trophy.
He told his friends he had 'sixteen babes' and no one believed him.
He texted his old babe to say he had a new one and she just replied with, 'You're still a loser.'
Babe Wrangler
The guy who gets every girl; A man who can’t keep his pants zipped
He’s got four girls in his class and they’re all his now.
He just texted me and said, 'I’m doing this to your sister next.'
He asked my mom out, then my sister, then my cousin.
Babe Wrangler
The guy who’s got a girl on each arm; A man who’s too busy getting laid to think straight
He showed up to the party with three girls and a backpack full of snacks.
He said he’s dating two of my friends and one of my teachers.
He tried to ask me out while his girlfriend was still talking to him.
Babe Wrangler
The man who’s got more girlfriends than he has socks; A walking heartbreak machine
He broke up with my sister and then dated her best friend.
He had five girlfriends in one week and none of them knew about each other.
He told me he’s dating my neighbor and my math teacher at the same time.
Babe Train
A row of hot people who all look like they just got out of a meat locker.
The babe train at the mall made my face hurt from smiling so much.
My cousin's babe train got a groupie from the grocery store.
I tried to join the babe train but got blocked by a guy who looked like a meatball.
Babe Train
A line of people so attractive they make your brain short-circuit.
The babe train at the bar made me forget my drink and my dignity.
My mom’s babe train got a guy to buy her a smoothie.
I saw a babe train and tried to sneak in, but got caught by a guy who looked like a walking ad.
Babe Train
A bunch of people so hot they could make a dead man blush.
That babe train at the gym made me forget my weights and my willpower.
My friend’s babe train got a guy to help her lift a couch.
I tried to sneak into a babe train but got interrupted by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a meat factory.
Babe Train
A group of people so good looking they could start a war over a slice of pizza.
That babe train at the coffee shop made me drop my latte and my pride.
My neighbor’s babe train got a guy to deliver her pizza and her heart.
I tried to join the babe train but got distracted by a guy who looked like a walking hot dog.
Babe Train
A line of people who look like they just got out of a beauty contest and a meat grinder.
That babe train at the park made me forget my walk and my brain.
My sister’s babe train got a guy to help her carry her groceries and her heart.
I tried to sneak into the babe train but got blocked by a guy who looked like a walking snack.
Babe Stacking
Nerb is a weird sleep habit where you pile hot girls on top of each other while you snooze like a fat kid on a candy bar.
My dad nerbs every night. He wakes up with three girls in his bed and no idea how they got there.
I saw my neighbor nerbing through his window. He looked like a king in a castle of hoes.
My friend nerbs so much he got a restraining order from his ex. She said he ‘stacked her’ in his sleep.
Babe Stacking
A nerb is someone who casually layers girls like pancakes in their sleep, and doesn’t even know they’re doing it.
My cousin nerbs every night. His wife says it’s like a buffet in his brain.
He nerbs so much he got a new bed. It’s got a built-in girl shelf.
My friend’s nerb habit is so bad, his dog now gets a bedtime snack.
Babe Span
How long a hot girl makes everyone else look like failures before they even speak.
The babe span at the club was like 10 minutes straight of people drooling.
At the party, she walked in and the babe span was so long, I forgot my own name.
He tried to flirt with her, but the babe span made him look like a sad chicken.
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