Babe Wrangler

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The guy who gets every girl; A man who can’t keep his pants zipped
He’s got four girls in his class and they’re all his now.
He just texted me and said, 'I’m doing this to your sister next.'
He asked my mom out, then my sister, then my cousin.
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The guy who’s got a girl on each arm; A man who’s too busy getting laid to think straight
He showed up to the party with three girls and a backpack full of snacks.
He said he’s dating two of my friends and one of my teachers.
He tried to ask me out while his girlfriend was still talking to him.
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The man who’s got more girlfriends than he has socks; A walking heartbreak machine
He broke up with my sister and then dated her best friend.
He had five girlfriends in one week and none of them knew about each other.
He told me he’s dating my neighbor and my math teacher at the same time.
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