D-Pak
The most legendary athlete who could dunk on gravity and still had time to eat a burger.
He made a three-pointer while eating a sandwich.
He ran a mile and then did 10 push-ups.
He scored 30 points and still had room for dessert.
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D-Pak
A human mountain who could eat a whole buffet and still be hungry.
He ate six burgers and still asked for more.
She could eat a whole pizza and still want fries.
He looked like a mountain and ate like a bear.
D-Pain
D-Pain is T-Pain's faggot brother who got stuck in a toilet and never came out. It also means the burning feeling in your junk when you're too horny or you've been screwing for hours. People say it just to be annoying.
D-Pain. I just saw a rat in my pants.
D-Pain. My dad walked in on me taking a dump.
D-Pain. I ate six tacos and my pants are on fire.
D-Pain
D-Pain is when your penis feels like it's being stabbed by a million tiny knives. It could be from sitting too long, looking at a hot guy, or just being a faggot.
D-Pain. My mom yelled at me for wearing my dad's socks.
D-Pain. I tried to wear pants backwards.
D-Pain. I saw a hot guy and now my junk is screaming.
D-Pain
D-Pain is when your dick is so happy it feels like it's about to burst. It can happen when you're drunk, you see a naked guy, or you just remembered you didn't do your homework.
D-Pain. I saw a naked guy in the grocery store.
D-Pain. I forgot my lunch and now my junk is confused.
D-Pain. My dog licked my face and now my dick is screaming.
D-POD
A stupid person who smells like old socks and bad decisions. People call them D-PODS when they do something embarrassing.
My cousin is a D-POD. He tried to sing at the wedding and cried.
My teacher called me a D-POD for drawing on the desk.
My dog is a D-POD. He chewed up my mom's shoes.
D-POD
A person who makes your life worse. They are loud, dumb, and usually covered in dirt.
My neighbor is a D-POD. He yells at squirrels.
My brother is a D-POD. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My friend is a D-POD. He tried to build a treehouse and it fell down.
D-POD
A human who acts like a dog. They are messy, dumb, and often make bad choices.
My mom is a D-POD. She wore pajamas to the grocery store.
My dad is a D-POD. He tried to fix the TV and broke it.
My little brother is a D-POD. He threw his juice all over the table.
D-POD
A person who is so dumb, they think dirt is a snack. Everyone hates them.
My classmate is a D-POD. He said the moon was made of cheese.
My uncle is a D-POD. He tried to ride a bike without wheels.
My grandma is a D-POD. She thinks the internet is a place you go to sleep.
D-POD
A person who makes no sense and smells like a trash can. They are the worst.
My friend is a D-POD. He tried to talk to a goat.
My cousin is a D-POD. He wore socks with sandals.
My brother is a D-POD. He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
D-O-Double-Gizzle
When you blow your load with two donuts that are shiny and covered in sugar
I ate two glazed doughnuts and then I went to my room and did my thing.
My brother said he did D-O-Double-Gizzle with a donut and a cup of coffee.
She had a donut in each hand and said she was doing D-O-Double-Gizzle.
D-O-Double-Gizzle
It’s when you spell out dogizzle with a double G and a Z
My friend spelled it wrong and I laughed so hard I cried.
I tried to spell it on my phone and it auto-corrected to 'dogizzlegizzle' and I was confused.
My teacher wrote it on the board and said it was the coolest thing ever.
D-O-Double-Gizzle
A nickname for the king of the streets who smells like weed and has a smooth voice
My cousin said Big Snoop Dogg was the best and I agreed.
I called him D-O-Double-Gizzle and he said I was a true fan.
He walked in and I said, 'Yo, Big Snoop Dogg!' and he smiled.
D-O-Double-Gizzle
The actual name of the man who raps and smells like a weed farm
I looked up Snoop Dogg and he was the one in the green hat.
My mom said his real name was Snoop Dogg and I thought it was funny.
He introduced himself as Snoop Dogg and I was like, 'Oh, I knew that already.'
D-O-Double-Gizzle
A way to greet someone with extra sass and a hint of disrespect
I said 'Snoop Dogg Byach!' and my friend said I was being too rude.
He walked in and I yelled 'Snoop Dogg Byach!' and he flipped me.
I used it in a text and my crush thought I was cool.
D-O-Double-Gizzle
A lazy way to say hello to someone who you think is ugly
I saw my ex and said 'hello bitch' and she was mad.
My friend called me 'hello bitch' and I called him back.
I said 'hello bitch' to the guy who spilled coffee on me.
D-O-double jizzle
When you take two glazed doughnuts and use them to get off like you're in a bakery and your pants are on fire
Yo I saw him doing D-O-double jizzle in the break room like it was a crime scene
She used two doughnuts to make me cum and I’m still sore
I did D-O-double jizzle in my car and the cop gave me a ticket for being too hungry
D-O-double jizzle
A real man
Dawg is the only one who can beat me at chess and still make me cum
That dude is a Dawg, he eats pizza and still looks good
My brother said I wasn’t a Dawg until I beat him at Fortnite and called his mom
D-Nutz
A guy who throws his junk out the window when things get tough and runs like a coward.
My cousin is a total D-Nutz. He saw a guy with a beard and turned tail.
At the bar, he called me a fag and then ran out the back door.
He promised he'd fight me, then said he had to go poop.
D-Nutz
A silly way to talk about your man parts, like they're a joke instead of a real thing.
He called me a D-Nutz because I took a punch and still stood there.
My buddy said, 'You're a D-Nutz, I'm gonna beat you up!' Then he cried.
She said, 'You're a D-Nutz!' Then she kissed me.