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A subway hater who yells at salads like they personally wronged them.
I saw this guy scream at a kale wrap like it was his ex.
He threw a chicken sandwich at the gym and it missed.
He called a smoothie a 'liquid crime' and got banned from the place.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who starts a diet with the energy of a superhero but ends up eating a whole pizza at 2 AM.
She said she'd eat one slice. Then she ate the whole thing and cried.
He started a diet and then got a pizza delivery at midnight.
She promised herself she'd stop eating cookies, then ate 12.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The most legendary athlete who could dunk on gravity and still had time to eat a burger.
He made a three-pointer while eating a sandwich.
He ran a mile and then did 10 push-ups.
He scored 30 points and still had room for dessert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human mountain who could eat a whole buffet and still be hungry.
He ate six burgers and still asked for more.
She could eat a whole pizza and still want fries.
He looked like a mountain and ate like a bear.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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