D-POD

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A stupid person who smells like old socks and bad decisions. People call them D-PODS when they do something embarrassing.
My cousin is a D-POD. He tried to sing at the wedding and cried.
My teacher called me a D-POD for drawing on the desk.
My dog is a D-POD. He chewed up my mom's shoes.
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A person who makes your life worse. They are loud, dumb, and usually covered in dirt.
My neighbor is a D-POD. He yells at squirrels.
My brother is a D-POD. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My friend is a D-POD. He tried to build a treehouse and it fell down.
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A human who acts like a dog. They are messy, dumb, and often make bad choices.
My mom is a D-POD. She wore pajamas to the grocery store.
My dad is a D-POD. He tried to fix the TV and broke it.
My little brother is a D-POD. He threw his juice all over the table.
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A person who is so dumb, they think dirt is a snack. Everyone hates them.
My classmate is a D-POD. He said the moon was made of cheese.
My uncle is a D-POD. He tried to ride a bike without wheels.
My grandma is a D-POD. She thinks the internet is a place you go to sleep.
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A person who makes no sense and smells like a trash can. They are the worst.
My friend is a D-POD. He tried to talk to a goat.
My cousin is a D-POD. He wore socks with sandals.
My brother is a D-POD. He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
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