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D1 Shitter
Someone who poops with the intensity of a volcano erupting every single day.
My brother is a D1 Shitter. He poops so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops in the backyard. In the front yard. Even in the neighbor’s yard.
My teacher says, 'If you're a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to be quiet during lunch.'
D1 Shitter
A person who poops with the frequency of a clock. Every hour. Every minute. Every second.
My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops at 8 a. m. At 11 a. m. At 3 p. m. Like it's a schedule.
My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops when he wakes up. When he eats. When he naps. Every. Single. Time.
My friend says, 'I just pooped again. I'm a D1 Shitter.'
D1 Robot Driver
The most awkward kid in the whole universe who still thinks he’s cool
He tried to talk to a girl in the cafeteria and just stood there like a confused chicken.
He still uses the same password from 2013 and calls it ‘secure’.
He tried to impress the football team by doing a pull-up and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.
D1 Robot Driver
The human version of a stuck door that never moves
He walked into the hallway and no one moved. It was like he wasn’t even there.
He asked a question in class and the teacher didn’t even look at him.
He tried to dance and it looked like he was doing the robot in slow motion with a broken leg.
D1 Pooper
A human who shits nonstop and lives on Taco Bell like it's their last meal before the apocalypse
I saw D1 Pooper at the mall. He had a taco bell in one hand and a toilet paper roll in the other.
D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm crying.'
At the gym, D1 Pooper ran past me while holding a taco bell and a Depends.
D1 Pooper
A person who poops like it's a job and eats Taco Bell like it's a religion
D1 Pooper came to my house at 3 AM with a taco bell and a bag of poop.
My mom said D1 Pooper left a trail of tacos and poop from the park to the gas station.
D1 Pooper DM'd me: 'I just ate a taco bell and now I'm ready to poop.'
D1 Pooper
Someone who poops so much it's a lifestyle and eats Taco Bell like it's a love language
D1 Pooper showed up to my birthday with a taco bell and a mini toilet.
I saw D1 Pooper crying in the parking lot with a taco bell and a poopy diaper.
D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate a taco bell and now I'm pooping in my pants.'
D1 Hater
A total mouthpiece who roasts everything someone says, even if it’s good.
@D1Hater: 'That speech was garbage. I’d rather watch paint dry.'
D1 Hater: 'Why did you say that? You’re an idiot.'
D1 Hater DMs: 'Your essay was okay, but I’m still mad.'
D1 Hater
A full-time hater. D1 is the top tier of college sports, and this person is the top tier of being a pain in the ass.
'I hate this team so much, I could punch a wall.'
D1 Hater: 'That game was the worst. I hate everything about it.'
D1 Hater: 'I’m not even watching the game. I just hate it.'
D1 Hater
This hater is so obsessed with being noticed, they hate people just to feel important.
'I hate that guy. He’s not even worth my time.'
D1 Hater: 'I hate this song. It’s not even that bad.'
D1 Hater: 'I don’t like this movie. I hate it just because I want to be cool.'
D1 Hater
A baby who thinks using slurs makes them look tough. They're not tough, they're just dumb.
'That guy’s not even cool. He’s just a wimp.'
D1 Hater: 'I said that slur because I’m tough.'
D1 Hater: 'You’re not even worth my time. I hate you.'
D1 Hater
A real-life hater who believes everyone and everything is trash. They’re just sad and don’t know how to be happy.
'This game is the worst. Everything is the worst.'
D1 Hater: 'I hate everything. I don’t even like my own face.'
D1 Hater: 'Life is bad. I hate it.'
D1 Gooner
A person who can’t stop looking at porn or thinking about sex, even when it’s obvious they should be doing something else.
My D1 Gooner brother watched three hours of porn during his math test.
She texted me a link to a porn video during church.
He tried to go to sleep but ended up watching a porn ad on his phone.
D1 Gooner
Someone who is so obsessed with going on about sex and porn, they act like it’s the most important thing in life.
He started a group chat just for sending each other porn links.
She turned her whole lunch break into a debate about the best porn video ever.
He texted me during my dinner: 'You gotta see this new porn video, it’s insane.'
D1 Glazing
When some attention-hungry piece of trash keeps bugging you for no reason because they can't handle not being the center of the universe and they post sad, whiny nonsense about their ex all day long.
Hey you, I need 50 likes on my post or I'll cry in the comments
I'm posting about my ex again because they didn't text me back
You're the only one who'll like this, so I need you to like it right now
D1 Glazing
When a desperate, self-absorbed loser keeps asking you for attention like it's their job and they spam the internet with pathetic stories about their ex every single day.
I'm going to post this 10 times if you don't reply
My ex didn't like my new haircut and now I'm sad
I need 10 likes or I'm going to post this at 3 AM
D1 Glazing
When a weak, attention-starved worm keeps bugging you for no good reason because they're too lazy to do anything else and they tweet about their ex nonstop like it's their full-time job.
I'm going to cry in the comments if you don't like my post
My ex is a bad person and I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex because I'm bored and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a needy, low-energy snitch keeps hounding you for attention like it's the only thing keeping them alive and they drop sad, desperate tweets about their ex every hour like it's a religion.
I need you to like this post or I'll die
My ex broke up with me and now I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex because I'm sad and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a whiny, self-centered leech keeps asking you for attention like it's their only purpose in life and they tweet about their ex nonstop because they can't handle being ignored.
I need 50 likes on this post or I'll cry in the comments
My ex didn't like my new haircut and now I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex again because I'm sad and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a boring, attention-hungry loser keeps bugging you for no good reason and they spam the internet with sad, useless tweets about their ex all day like it's their full-time job.
I'm going to post this 10 times if you don't reply
I'm sad because my ex didn't like my new haircut
I need 10 likes or I'm going to post this at 3 AM
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