D1 Pooper

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A human who shits nonstop and lives on Taco Bell like it's their last meal before the apocalypse
I saw D1 Pooper at the mall. He had a taco bell in one hand and a toilet paper roll in the other.
D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm crying.'
At the gym, D1 Pooper ran past me while holding a taco bell and a Depends.
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A person who poops like it's a job and eats Taco Bell like it's a religion
D1 Pooper came to my house at 3 AM with a taco bell and a bag of poop.
My mom said D1 Pooper left a trail of tacos and poop from the park to the gas station.
D1 Pooper DM'd me: 'I just ate a taco bell and now I'm ready to poop.'
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Someone who poops so much it's a lifestyle and eats Taco Bell like it's a love language
D1 Pooper showed up to my birthday with a taco bell and a mini toilet.
I saw D1 Pooper crying in the parking lot with a taco bell and a poopy diaper.
D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate a taco bell and now I'm pooping in my pants.'
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